Xylitol Sweetened Spearmint Toothpaste with Fluoride

• 31% Xylitol

The Cavity-Frightening, Gluten-Free, Sugar-Free, Naturally-Sweetened, Slippery-Teeth, Fresh-Breath, Bright-n-Smiley, Lots-of-Hyphens kind of toothpaste.

Please don't buy this. Please. - Sincerely, the Bacteria in Your Mouth.

Excuse me, did you say slippery teeth?

Indeed. You're not only good-looking but a great listener, too. I knew we'd make a good match. Yes, we often get asked, "How do I know your toothpaste is working its xylitol-powered magic?" And we always tell people that when you use as directed, you'll soon begin to run your tongue across your teeth and it'll practically slide right out of your mouth.

Use Epic Xylitol toothpaste, and you'll enjoy a sweet, sugar-free smile and slippery teeth!

Use: aids in the prevention of dental decay.

Adults and children 2 years of age and older: Brush teeth thoroughly, preferably after each meal or at least twice a day, or as directed by a dentist or doctor. Instruct children under 6 years of age in good brushing and rinsing habits (to minimize swallowing), and only use a pea size amount. Supervise children as necessary until capable of using without supervision. Children under 2 years of age: consult a dentist or doctor.

Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age. If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.